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Aap ke Hone se Hamaari Khushi Judi Hui Hai…
Aap ki Aankho se Hamaari Roshni Judi Hui Hai…
Mat Karna Dur Apne HothoSe Ye Muskurahat…
Aap ki In Hansi se Hamaari Zindagi Judi Hui Hai…
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Now akhilesh yadav is the CM of
UP.
Now what would mulayam singh like to rename his state?
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PUTTAR PRADESH...
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Tere Labo Ko Chhu Lu Wo Sham Aa
Jaye,
Tere Pyar Me Bahne Ka Pegam Aa Jaye,
Ye Zindgi To Hai Teri Amanat...
Bus Mere Naam Ke Sath Tera Naam Aa Jaye.
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Kismat se milte hain Dost aur Dosti koi
Khoj nahi hoti,
Dosti Rishta hai Janmo ka aur har kisi se Roj nahi hoti,
Apni Zindgi me Humari Maujudagi ko Bewajah mat samajhna,
Kiyo ki Palke kabhi bhi Ankhon pe Bojh nahi hoti.
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when someone loves you,
you dont realize it when you realize it.its to late.
you always leave the one who loves you,
& love the one who leaves you.
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Santa ki maa: 20 Saal Tk Meri Koi aulad
Ni Hui
press reporter: phir apne kya kiya?
Maa: phir mai 21 Saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi karai
“Phir Ja k SANTA hua.”
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Chhattisgarhi student: sir humne
1 aisi cheez banayi hai jisse hum diwar ke us paar ka bhi dekh sakte hai…
SIR: wow!! fantastic
kya hai wo??
Student: “CHHEDA“..
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Shadi me photographer banne ka
kuch aur hi maza hai..
Ladkiya
-meri lona..
-Meri akeli ki lo...
-ye meri frnd hai hum dono ki sath me lo.
-Khade khade lena...
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Jake keh do unse ey galib wo
meri taqdir se jalna chhod de..?
Arre hum to wo badnaseeb hai, agar lote ki dukan khole to..
Log hagna chhod de.!!!
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PURNIMA ka chand RANGO ki doli,
CHAND se uski chandni boli, KHUSHIYON se bhari apki jholi,
MUBARAK ho apko ADVANCE me RANGBIRANGI Holi...
Happy Holi
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Har Subah aapki Fine ho,
Dildaar Dosto ki humesha Line ho,
apki zindgi me Khushi ka Sign ho.
Bhagwan kare ki apka har Din Valentine ho.
Happy Valentines Day...!
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Premika- Lal Quila red kyon hai?
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Premi- Kyon ki Rajnikanth ne paan kha ke uspe thuka tha.
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Aur ab ye mat puchna Taj Mahal white...kyo hai ???
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Sweet love...
Boy: ‘Can I Hold Your Hand’
Girl-’No’
Boy: ’Why So?’
Girl: ’bcoz
It Hurts When You Leave it…
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