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Ladki-Kabhi
Car Nahi Dekhi?
Bacha-Car to Dekhi hai, Itne Bade Speed breaker nahi dekhe.. more...

Ye duniyawale bhi bade ajeeb hai,
kabhi hamse dur to kabhi karib hai,
dard na bataye to hame kayar kehte hai,
aur dard bata de to hame shayar kehte hai. more...

Hum chahkar bhi tumhe pa na sake
Par tumne na chahkar bhi hume pa liya
Hum na chahkar bhi tumhe bhulane ki koshish kar rahe hai, Par tum chahkar bhi hume bhula na sake,
Hum chahkar bhi tumhe khushiya na de sake,
Par tum na chahkar bhi hume khushiya de gaye
Hum chahkar bhi pyaar nibha na sake,
Par tum na chahkar bhi pyaar nibha gaye… more...

zubaan par tera naam aate hi aankho se aasu chhalak aate hai,
kaha hajaro baat kiya karte the aaj ak baat karne ko taras jate hai. i
I Miss You Dear more...

Santa ek dukaan par jakar dukandaar se kehta hai: “bhaisahab ek condom dena”
Dukaandar: “wo waha kone me ek mej me chaid hai usme apna lu.nd daal kar apna size pata karo phir tumhe tumhare size ka condom milega”
Size check karne ke baad Santa: “bhaisahab condom rehne do ye batao ki ye mej kitne ki hai“ more...

Muhabbat muqaddar hai aik khwab nahi,
ye wo rishta hai jis mai sab kamyab nahi,
jinhe saath mla unhe unglion per gin lo,
jinhe milli judai unka koi hisab nahi. more...

Ye din ye mahina ye tareekh jab jab aayi,
Hum ne kitne pyar se janam din ki mehfil sajaayi,
Har shamaa par naam likh diya Dosti ka,
Iss ki roshni me chand jaisi teri surat hai samaayi.
Janmdin MubaraK more...

Kitni haseen aaj masti bhari raat hai,
Ek chand aasman me ek mere sath hai,
ey dene wale tune to kami nahi ki,
Kisko kya mila ye mukaddar ki baat hai. more...