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Sheela kaunsi caste ki
hai..??
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Socho...
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Sindhi...!
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B'Coz she says, My name is Sheela...
Sheela KIJWANI...!
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Wanted' revised...
Salman- ek bar jo maine commitment kar di uske bad to main,
sirf Rajnikant ki hi sunta hu.
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Khaufnak andheri
raat me 12 baje 1 bhoot 2nd bhoot ko samja raha tha, ghabra mat. Ye
sab tere dimag ka vahem hai, koi Rajnikant - vajnikant nai
hota.
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Ab padhai mushkil hi
nahi namumkin ho gayi...
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kyunki ..
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Pahele to munni badnaam ho gayi,
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aur ab sheela bhi jawan ho gayi..
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Tel lene gayi Munni ki
badnami...
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wah wah
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Tel lene gayi Munni ki badnami
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wah wah
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jabse KATRINA pe chadi hai, "Sheela ki Jawaani"
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wah wah wah wah
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Santa toilet
me baitha tha, samne likha tha pani ka jyada se jyada istmal
kare..
wo baithe-baithe
3 dabbe pani pi gaya.
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Santa- "mujhe
tenis ki bhaut knowlege hai, chahe kuch bhi puch le tu.
Banta: "Acha to ye bata tenis net me kitne chhed hote hai..."
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ta ta ta ta
ta ta ta
TA ta ta ta ta ta ta
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What is d moral of this line....????
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Anek "ta" me ek "TA"
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pak!tan ko
sharafat sikha denge,
HINDUSTAN ki taakat dikha denge,
sun le pak!stan humse panga mat lena varna...
kasmir me to kya lahor me bhi TIRANGA lahra denge.
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Dhoni is 29
years & Shakshi is 21 years...But still Dhoni says "we were
school friends."
Ekdam chalu insan tha wo 10th Me bhi 2nd standard Wali ladki
pe line marta tha...
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Mana ki sara jahan
aapke sath hoga,
Khushi ka har lamha aap k pass hoga,
Jab khatam hogi hamari "SMS" service,
Us din aapko hamari kami ka ahsas hoga.
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Message 1 masti hai,
ye call se sasti hai,
neend ko udati hai, khoon ko jalati hai,
dimag ko pakati hai, par kuch bhi ho...
aapko hamari yaad to dilati hai.
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