ankho me nami thi aur vitemin ki kami thi,
ankho me nami thi aur vitemin ki kami thi,
Wah wah
Jisse Raat bhar chatting ki wo to girlfriend ki mummy Thi!! more...

pak!stan ko sharafat shikha denge,
Hindustan ki takat dhikha denge,
sun le  pak!stan humse panga mat lena varna,
kashmir me to kya lahor me bhi
TIRANGA lahra denge. more...

santa school me hans raha tha
1 ladka bola chup santa :.tum kon ho
ladka bola me monitar hu
santa bola me CPU hu AB BOL more...

Exam ke raat student ne toss kiya,
Head aaya to sona hai,
Tail aaya to film dekhna hai,
Khada raha to gaane sununga,
agar hawa me raha to kasam se raat bhar padhai karuga. more...

gadha jo mare wo ga#d ho tum ,
sabse zyada chu%vaye wohh ra#d ho tum,
dikhne me jaise bina lu#d k sand ho tum,
par jo bhi ho dosti ka no. 1 brand ho tum. more...

Judai ki baate karke is pal ko barbad na kar,
Mujhse judai ka ye zahar peene ki fariyad na kar.
Varna tera ye deewana anjaane me kuch kar jaayega,
Tujhse juda hokar bin maare mar jayega. more...

Tere dil me mere liye jagah na sahi,
Par mujhe khud se yu door to na kar.
Mujhe jini hai ye zindgi tere sang,
Par mujhe marne ke liye yu majboor to na kar. more...

Tadapna hamaari kishmat me hai,
to yu hi tadap tadap kar mar jayenge.
Dil to tumhare naam kar hi chuke hai,
Ek din jaan bhi tumhare naam kar jayenge. more...