Saala ab to had hi ho gayi?
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kaun saala ye likh k bhej raha hai...
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RAJNIKANT ne apne maa baap ko paida kiya. more...

1 sardar ke ghar shadi ke 20 saal baad bachcha hua aur wo udas ho gaya...
2nd Sardar: Yaar, udas kyu ho?
1st Sardar: 20 saal baad bachcha hua aur wo bhi chhota sa. more...

Mandir ki ghanti, Arti ki thali,
Nadi k kinare suraj ki lali,
Jindgi me aaye khushiyo ki bahar,
apko mubarak ho MAKAR SANKRANTI ka tyohar. more...

Boy- i love u
Girl- sorry.. Mujhe dusra pasand hai, uske pass BMW hai,
Boy- are maine aaj 10 kg. "Pyaaz" kharide hai,
Girl- ohh.. Sorry dear, I Love You too more...

Ladki: mujhe kisi rahis ladke se shadi karni hai,
Friend: baju me jo ladka baitha hai usse kar le,
Ladki: usse kyu?
Friend: uske muh se pyaj ki smell aa rahi hai. more...

Nagar palika Chunav me 50% seat Mahilaon k liye aarakshit hai....
Kripya Vote ke pehle dhyan se unki CHUCHI Dekh le!
Galat na samaje, CHU-CHI matlab CHUNAV CHINH. more...

Tell me your
1. Date of Birth,
2. Place of Birth,
3. Time of Birth,
jaldi...
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Pata to chale ki upar wala kab mazak ke mood me tha. more...

God- What is your wish?
Boy- Plz mujhe meri school life wapas louta do.
God- Beta, maine tumhe wish mangne ko kaha hai "SWARG" nahi.!
Send to all your school friends... more...