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Rajnikanth
power.!!!
The box office collection of the movie TEES MAAR KHAN,
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parking collection of ROBOT..!!!
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Deadly PJ |
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This PJ will destroy
your senses :-
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In a bus, conductor asked for tickets,
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1st boy-Pass
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2nd boy-Pass
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3rd boy-Pass
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4th boy-
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GOAL
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Heart is empty
without love.
Mind is empty without wisdom.
Eyes are empty without dreams.
& life is empty without u..!
So Always Be in touch..!
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Santa: aaj mujhe ajib sa
message aaya, phir mera cell switch off ho gaya.
Banta: aisa kaun sa message hai?
Santa: Battery Low.
Banta: mujhe forward kar sab ko darayenge.
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Surinder's Wife: Mujhe
kisi mehangi jagah ghumane le kar chaliye na ji....!
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Surinder: Chalo, taiyaar ho jao,
Petrol pump chalte hai.
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Ticket seller: Boss, no
one is buying "Tees Maar Khan" tickets.
Boss: Give it free. Once they enter, close the doors & start selling
EXIT tickets at
Rs250!
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Interviewer - To bataiye
PANI k bina Insan kaise Marega?
Sardar - PANI nahi hoga to insan tair nahi payega.
Tair nahi payega to doob jayega aur mar jayega.
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Breaking news...!!!
Bappi da apni building k 10th floor se niche gir gaya....
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Tappa kha k waapis upar chala gaya.
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Tura fatfati me jaat
rathe,
Turi la dekh achanak gir jathe...
Turi- Oh my God! Lagis to nahi...
Tura- Nahi re pagli.....
Haman to asne fatfati le utarthan...
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CID PJ:
Swimming pool me paani bahot gehra hai...
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Daya says- "Sir lagta hai yeh aadmi iss hotel me kisi dusre naam se
thehra hai!.
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