Rajnikanth power.!!!
The box office collection of the movie TEES MAAR KHAN,
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parking collection of ROBOT..!!! more...

This PJ will destroy your senses :-
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In a bus, conductor asked for tickets,
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1st boy-Pass
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2nd boy-Pass
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3rd boy-Pass
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4th boy-
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GOAL more...

Heart is empty without love.
Mind is empty without wisdom.
Eyes are empty without dreams.
& life is empty without u..!
So Always Be in touch..! more...

Santa: aaj mujhe ajib sa message aaya, phir mera cell switch off ho gaya.
Banta: aisa kaun sa message hai?
Santa: Battery Low.
Banta: mujhe forward kar sab ko darayenge. more...

Surinder's Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jagah ghumane le kar chaliye na ji....!
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Surinder: Chalo, taiyaar ho jao,
Petrol pump chalte hai. more...

Ticket seller: Boss, no one is buying "Tees Maar Khan" tickets.
Boss: Give it free. Once they enter, close the doors & start selling EXIT tickets at
Rs250! more...

Interviewer - To bataiye PANI k bina Insan kaise Marega?
Sardar - PANI nahi hoga to insan tair nahi payega.
Tair nahi payega to doob jayega aur mar jayega. more...

Breaking news...!!!
Bappi da apni building k 10th floor se niche gir gaya....
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aur
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Tappa kha k waapis upar chala gaya. more...