Sonia Gndhi ek school visit karne gayi, ek class me aake boli "bachcho koi sawal puchna hai to pucho?"
Sonu: mere 3 sawal hai-
1. aap pm kyu nahi bane?
2. Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji?
3. aapka kitna paisa swis bank me jama hai?
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isse pahle sonia jawab deti half time ki bell baj gai.
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after half time Monu khada hokar bola- mam mere 5 sawal hai,
3 sawal to wahi hai jo sonu ne pucha
4th- half time ki bell 20 min pahle kaise baj gai?,
aur 5th Sonu kaha hai? more...

Kisi ladki ko chhedo, uska hath pakdo
Agar wo thappad mare to kaho...
Tum Pehle imtihaan me pass ho gai
mujhe aisi hi sharif ladki chahiye thi. more...

ey barish jara tham k baras,
jab mera yaar aa jaye to jam k baras,
pahle na baras ki wo aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo ja na sake.
Happy Monsoon more...

Bahot dino se thi aasman ki sajish,
aaj puri ho gai hai unki khwaish,
bhig lo yaar is mausam me…
Mubarak ho aap ko 2011 ki ye paheli barish.!
HAPPY MONSOON more...

jiye hue lamho ko zindgi kahte hai,
jo dil ko sukun de use khusi kahte hai,
jiske hone ki khusi se zindgi mile,
aise risto ko hum Dosti kahte hai. more...

Dosti ka har pal khubsurat hai,
Dosti bhi pyar ki ek surat hai,
Waqt chahe kitna bhi badal jaye...
Dosti aaj bhi har dil ki zarurat hai. more...

3 sardaro ne daru pee k ek taxi roki..
Taxi driver ne gadi start kari aur phir band kar di..aur bola...
lo saab hum pahuch gaye ..
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1st ne use paise de diye..
2nd bola thank you
aur 3rd ne ek thapad diya !
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Driver dar gaya socha ye samajh gaya...
Teesra sardar bola “sale araam se chalaya kar, marwa deta aaj to..! more...

10 Years ago, people used to wake up & 1st see GOD's Image.
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Now a days they wake up & first see how many msg's & missed calls are there. more...