Sexy Shayari Collection

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neem ka patta kadwa hai, pakistan bhadwa hai.
bhago bhago aaya bhut, pakistan ki maa ki ch0ot,
pakistan ki kya pehchan....
khol k chaddi maraye ga#d....

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Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho,
Agar baat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho,
Dil chahta hai tumhari Ga#d maar lu.....
Par suna hai ki tum CHILLATE bahut ho.

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Na jarurat hai Chaand Sitaron ki,
Na jarurat hai faaltu yaaron ki,
bas ek Dost chahiye aapke jaisa.....
Jo Ga#d maar de hazaron ki.

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Arz kiya hai.....................
ankhon mein vahi jaam liye...
Hothon pe vahi Muskan liye...
Kahan chali ho jaaneman seene pe dairy-farm liye!

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Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ki dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA

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Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse,
har koi aap k sath sone ko tarse,
aap k jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,
ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.

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Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai,
Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai,
Subah jab Balance dekha Ga#d fat gai.

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Kyaa diya kudrat ne jamane ko?
ek diya ghusane ko, do diya dabane ko,
par aaj kal ye sab kahan milta hai?
milta hai sirf hilane ko.

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Subah-Subah jab khirki kholay,
fruitwala zore se bole: 8 rupay k 12 kelay,
kum paray to mera lelay.

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Jab tere chikuu the, sab tere pichhu the,
jab tere aam hue, sab pareshan hue,
jab tere kharbuje hue, bade-bade ajube hue,
jab tere jhool gaye, sab tujhe bhool gaye.

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