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neem ka
patta kadwa hai, pak!stan bhadwa hai.
bhago bhago aaya bhut, pak!stan ki maa ki ch00t,
pak!stan ki kya pehchan....
khol k chaddi maraye ga#d....
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Ek to
tum sharmate bahut ho,
Agar baat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho,
Dil chahta hai tumhari Ga#d maar lu.....
Par suna hai ki tum CHILLATE bahut ho.
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Na
jarurat hai Chaand Sitaron ki,
Na jarurat hai faaltu yaaron ki,
bas ek Dost chahiye aapke jaisa.....
Jo Ga#d maar de hazaron ki.
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Arz kiya
hai.....................
ankhon mein vahi jaam liye...
Hothon pe vahi Muskan liye...
Kahan chali ho jaaneman seene pe dairy-farm liye!
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Mangta
hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ki dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA
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Paro aur
chandramuki ka noor app pe barse,
har koi aap k sath sone ko tarse,
aap k jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,
ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.
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Raat
bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai,
Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai,
Subah jab Balance dekha Ga#d fat gai.
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Kyaa
diya kudrat ne jamane ko?
ek diya ghusane ko, do diya dabane ko,
par aaj kal ye sab kahan milta hai?
milta hai sirf hilane ko.
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Subah-Subah jab khirki kholay,
fruitwala zore se bole: 8 rupay k 12 kelay,
kum paray to mera lelay.
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Jab tere
chikuu the, sab tere pichhu the,
jab tere aam hue, sab pareshan hue,
jab tere kharbuje hue, bade-bade ajube hue,
jab tere jhool gaye, sab tujhe bhool gaye.
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