Jo khushi se karne de use karne se paap nahi hota,
kuwari ho to Lu#d kharab nahi hota,
hamesha Condom laga k karna mere Dost...
kyu ki Lu#d k paas Dimag nahi hota.

Duniya me jo aaye ho to kuchh aisa kar jao kaam,
jis gali se gujro aawaz aaye "ABBA-JAAN - ABBA-JAAN !"

Arz kiya hai.....
Tumko dekhte hi meri Chaddi Dheeli ho jati hai,
Tumko dekhte hi meri Chaddi Dheeli ho jati hai,
Aur tere Pehalwaan Baap ko dekhte hi.....
Chaddi Geeli ho jati hai.

Ladka bola :
Mujhe to apno ne loota hai, gairo mein kaha dum tha
Mujhe to apno ne loota hai, gairo mein kaha dum tha
Meri kasti doobi waha , jaha pani kum tha.
Ladki boli :
Tum to ho hi ga#du, tumhari ga#d mein kaha dum tha
Tum to ho hi ga#du, tumhari ga#d mein kaha dum tha
Waha kya ga#d maraane gaye the, jaha pani kum tha.

Bande ne puchha.....
ae uperwale in hasino ki kamar kyon patli kardi,
kya mitti ki kamee thi ya rishwat khayi thi ?
uperwale ne kaha, na hi mitti ki kamee thi na rishwat khayi thi...
bas kamar ki mitti seene pe lagayee thi.

Galib udd raha thaa hawa main,
bade hi jor ki hawa chal rahi thee,
galib udd raha thaa hawa main,
bade hi jor ki hawa chal rahi thee .......
hawa band hui Galib ga#d k bal gir gaya.......

Arz kiya hai.....
ki Dil karta hai tere Eyes me duub jaau,
Dil karta hai tere Boobs me chhup jaau,
Dil karta hai ki tere Hole me ghuus jaau.....
aur mouth se nikal jaau.

Ae aasman k Chand Taron.....waah waah
Ae aasman k Chand Taron.....waah waah
Mera SMS Padne walon ki Gaa#d maro.