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Is shayari ka dard mahsoos karna plz.
Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar,
Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli,
Daba le kamine natak mat kar… |
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Ek call Girl ne arz kiya hai..
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Mohbat ke siva aur bhi gum hai zamane me..
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kabi yaha aake dekho,
AAGE aur PICHE dono Fat jati hai kamane me… |
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2 Meel Door Se Agar Ho Jaaye Unki C#oot
Ka
Dedaar...
2 Meel Door Se Agar Ho Jaaye Unki C#oot Ka
Dedaar...
“LU#D Aise Bhaage Jaise..
“KAR!ZMA ZMR”...! |
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AKBAR:
Anarkali tumhe kya chahiye taj ya takht..
ANARKALI:
Jahanpanah mujhe na taj chahiye na takht,
mujhe chahiye
LAMBA AUR SAKHT,wo bhi isi wakt... |
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Chhattisgarhi Shayari…
Zindgi Bhar masti karbe ta pyar kab karbe, ,
wah... wah..
Zindgi Bhar masti karbe ta pyar kab karbe, ,
au
msg nai karbe ta ka mobile la apan ga#d ma bharbE” |
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Bhai logo ke liye arz kiya hai…
Ladki ka chakkar makdi ka jal hai,
gour farmaiyega
ladki ka chakkar, makdi ka jal hai Aur jo fas gaya wo law%e ka baal hai.
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Wajud na jiska wo hasti kis kam ki,
Jaha dil n lage wo basti kis kam ki,
Tu musibat me ho aur mai aa k sabki MAA NA C#ODU to MADARC#OD apni ye
dosti kis kam ki... |
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Dard se chillati hai C#UT, Use rulata
hai Lu#d.
Khamos rhti hai C#UT, Akad dikhata hai Lu#d,
Bas frk ye hai Dost C#ud jane k bad Muskurati h C#UT...
Aur Khmosh ho jata hai Lu#d. |
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Wo apni Badkismati ka Kissa Kis-Kis ko
sunata Gaalib..,
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“Ga#d ka Operation tha aur B#enc#od Doctor bhi Shoukin Nikla…” |
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Hum aaj bhi apne hunar me dum rakhte hai...
wah wah...
Hum aaj bhi apne hunar me dum rakhte hai.....
GAA#D fat jaati hai logo ki jab Hum kadam rakhte hai..
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Wajud na jiska wo hasti kis kaam ki,
jaha dil na lage wo basti kis kam ki,
tu musibat me ho aur me aake sabki maa na cho%u to...
iski ma ka bhos%a apni ye dosti kis kam ki…
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Roj Ra#diyo Ke Sapne Dekh Ke Lund Hila Rahe Ho,
Dusre Hath Se Apni Ga#d Khuja Rahe Ho,
Bahut Dino Se Yaad Nahi Kiya Hume...
Kya Kisi Aur Se Ga#d Marwa Rhe Ho..... |
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Lu#D ki Awaz ko chamatkar kehte Hai,
LATKI chuchiyon ko Bekaar Kehte Hai,
Sirf cho%ne ka naam mohabbat nahi...
kisi ki Yaado Me M~tt Marne ko Bhi Pyaar Kehte hai ! |
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N!ple n!ple little star,
can i suck u in my car,
up above the breast so high,
always milky never dry,
let me touch it dont be shy. |
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Arz kiya hai…
Kaowa chala hans ki chaal
wah wah
Gour Farmaiyega
Kaowa chala hans ki chaal
aaj kal msg kyu nahi aata hai be L*#DE k baal. |
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Kafi dard bhara sher hai
gaur farmaiyega...
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi,
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi Kyuki ab
unki ass dikhne me itni khaas nahi… |
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Roye hum is kadar unki
baho me lipatkar…
Roye hum is kadar unki baho me lipatkar…
Ki wo khud BRA utarkar boli . . . . ..
LE Dudh Pee Le. Ab.Chup-Kar. |
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Mousam Badala aur Thand
Ho Gai,
apake Msg Ki Bina Jindagi Jhand Ho Gai,
aap Hame Bhul Gaye Ho Kya Dost,
Ya Phir Ga#d Me Msg Ki Khujali Khatm Ho Gai... |
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phir na silegi agar ye
ga#d fat jayegi.
Zindgi jhaant nahi jo phir se ug jayegi.
Jo maal pasand ho
Jakar thok lo
Varna zindgi yu hi "hilane" me guzar jayegi. |
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