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Famous TV Serial CID
Jokes, CID, Shayari, CID SMS, CID Messages, Funny CID SMS, CID Jokes in Hindi, English
CID SMS Collection
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Tumhari biwi ki bahen
tumhari sali hai...
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Wah wah
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Tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali hai...
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Wah wah
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Acp says: daya ye pistol to khali hai... |
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Baccho ne padhna chhor
diya...
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Wah wah
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Baccho ne pdhna chhor diya...
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Wah wah...
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Acp tha toilet me or...
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Daya ne darwaza tod diya.. |
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Dhoni aur saif kehte hai
lays khao,
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Wah wah
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Dhoni or saif kehte hai lays khao,
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Wah wah
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Acp pradyuman says "daya gaadi or tej bhagao" |
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Dr.salunke ga raha tha
tarika ke saath koi geet...
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Wah wah...
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Dr.salunke ga raha tha tarika ke saath koi geet...
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Acp bola- kuch to gadbad hai abhijeet. |
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Swimming pool me paani
bohot gehra hai...
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Daya says- "sir lagta hai ye aadmi iss hotel me Kisi dusre naam se
thehra hai! |
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Nach meri bul bul TUJHE
paisa milega,
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wah.. wah..
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Nach meri bul bul TUJHE paisa milega,
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Hum Log CID se hai koi apni jagah se nahi HILEGA. |
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Ladki patake kisine kya
paya hai...
Ladki patake kisine kya paya hai...
ACP bola "Daya, Mere g**d me ungli dalke sungho aur batao aaj maine kya
khaya hai" |
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Itne saal ho gaye Daya
ki koi girlfriend nahi hai.,
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Itne saal ho gaye Daya ki koi girlfriend nahi hai.,
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Acp: Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya gay to nahi hai...:!! |
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agar ungliyaa hilao
tohhaat bhi hilega ..
wah wah…
agar ungliyaa hilao toh haat bhi hilega ..
Daya, Abhijeet pata lagao, koi na koi suraag to jaroor milega! |
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Party k menu mein
Kurkure aur Lays hai…
wah wah..
Party k menu mein Kurkure aur Lays hai…
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ACP ne kaha – Abhijeet, shayad ye kidnapping ka case hai…!! |
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Killer shayari of CID :
Mere ghar ke piche ek nala hai...
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Mere ghar ke piche ek nala hai...
Abhijeet ne kaha...Daal mein kuch kala hai...!!! |
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Tez chalti gaadi ka
puncture hua tyre...
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Tez chalti gaadi ka puncture hua tyre...
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ACP - pata lagao Daya, ghatiya CID shayari ka kaun hai shayar..! |
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