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Pappu: Papa aap Honeymoon me gaye the to mai kahan tha.
Pappu ka Papa: Beta jab gaye to mere pet me Aur aaye to mammi k pet me
tha.
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Ek sardar ulta nanga soya tha. Dusara admi aake sardar par tabla bajane
lega, jab bajana band kiya to sardar palta aur bola, le ab BANSURI baja.
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A Sardar was urinating beside a car. A Foreigner said to him "
AAP K YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"
He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"
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Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayi thi,
maine kaha
behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
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Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.
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Sardarni- "meri bra utaro".
Sardar- "ye le".
Sardarni- "ab panty bhi utaro".
Sardar- "ye bhi le".
Sardarni- "khabardar agar aage se mere undergarments pahne to"!
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Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti
hai.
Doc: aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
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Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.
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Nan: Dr. mere urine report me kya hai.
Dr.: u r Pregnant.
Nan: o my god ! ab to Candle ka bhi bharosa nahi !!!!!
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Hindi Teacher k Pent ka Zip khula dekhkar sabhi students hansne lage to
Teacher ne kaha: "Jyada mat haso nahi to Bahar nikalkar Khada kar dunga".
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