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Do Ladka Ladki….. aha!
Raat k andhere me…. aha!
Jhaari k pichhe…. aha!
Daba daba k…. aha!
Chus chus k …. aha!
Frooti pe rahe the…
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He: andar gaya,
she: ha! Gaya,
he: dukha kya,
she: zarabhi nahi,
He: aur ek baar,
she: ab isme dalo,
he: aacha laga,
she: ha bahut.
He: ok, madam ka sandle pack karo.
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Pehle kiss karo...
phir bister per letao...
phir dono tangein uper kar k....
thora saa neeche ho kar dhekho...
ager BABY ne SUSU kiya hai to...
uska Diaper change kardo......
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Saari raat guzar gayi tere intezar mein
Magar tu na i, Aur hilake sona pada
"Dirty Mind......"
Light nahi aayi ... Pankha hilake sona pada..
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Jeeto goes 2 repair umbrella...
The man said: Upar ka kapda nikalna padega,
Neeche se danda dalna padega.
Jeeto: Kuch bhi karo but pani andar nahi ana chahiye.
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Hindi Teacher k Pent ka Zip khula dekhkar sabhi students hansne lage to
Teacher ne kaha: "Jyada mat haso nahi to Bahar nikalkar Khada kar dunga".
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Tange utha k karo. Tange faila k karo.
Ghuma ghuma k karo. aage piche
dono taraf karo,
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. * it is yoga *
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Munna bhai says:
“Life mein 3
cheezon k peeche kabhi nahi
bhaagne ka.
Bole to….BUS…TRAIN…
aur……LADKI…bole to inpe sidha chad jaane ka.
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Boy: Can I touch u r Software,
Girl: First show me u r Hardware,
Boy: Can I Download it in u r Hole?
Girl: use ANTIVIRUS first.
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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat aage chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.
Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
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