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Latest Facebook Jokes, Facebook SMS, Facebook Shayari, Facebook Pj, Funny
Facebook Messages Collection in Hindi English
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Gaon-
Tatti
Shaher- Latrine
Hindu- Sandas
Muslim- Pakhana
Angrez- Shit
Naam alag par Maal Sabka Ek
Rup Rang anek Khusbu Ek
anekta me Ekta,Tatti ki Vishesta.
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GOD kare
teri girlfriend
tujhe itna pasand kare,
Jaise..Ullu ko raat,
Dentist ko daat,
Gadhe ko laat,
Garib ko gaddi,
Kutte ko haddi,
aur
aur
Nange ko chaddi
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Hum aapke ghar jarur aaenge,
har WAQT aaenge,
DINRAAT aaenge, aur
aur
.....Ghanti bajakar bhag jaenge.
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Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife- "kaun thi wo?" Hus-"Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi
pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi".
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Americans says cellphone was invested by us.
Japanese says simcard was invested by us.
but V Indians can proudly say missed call was invested by us.
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Taj mahal kuch logo k liye ek ajuba hai,
kuch k liye pyar ka ehsaas hai,
par hamare tumhare liye ye bakwaas hai kyunki roz badlati hamari tumhari
Mumtaz hai.
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Devdas k babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do,
uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do,
paro ne kaha daru chhod do,
lekin aapko kisne kaha -
SMS karna chhod do
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Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,
Tu kitna CHILLHAR bachayega?
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Agar aapko raat k tanhai me koi tang kare,
Aapko karwate badlne me majboor kare,
Chup k se kaan me kuch kahe aur chum le ........to
ALLOUT lagao MACHHAR bhagao.
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Ek ladki ne apne boyfriend se kaha mai maa banne wali hun.
Boyfriend bola maine tujhe chhuwa bhe nahi aur tu maa banne wali hai.
Ladki boli kal mai tere baap se shadi kar rahi hun.
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