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Kabhi Kabhi Itna Gussa Aata Hai..
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.Sochta Hu Ki Khud Ko Hi Maar Dalu..
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.Magar Phir Sochta Hu..
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.India Me SHER Bache Hi Kitne Hai. |
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When A Girl Cheats A Boy,
He Suicide.
Hence Girls Kill A Life.
But When A Boy Cheats A Girls,
A Baby Is Born.
Hence Boys Gives A Life.. |
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A broken lover’s
emotional line turned into joke
by his friends….
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Lover: I want her back..
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Friends: What about her
front.??? |
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Teacher=Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student= Shaadi
Teacher= Nahi,
mera matlab hai kya banoge
Student= Dulha
Teacher= Oh ho,
I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge
Student= Dulhan
Teacher= Abbe
matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student= Bahu launga.
Teacher= Haraamkhor..
Tumhare papa tumse kya ummid rakhte hain?
Student= Pota.
Teacher= Hey bhagwan..
Abbe, tumhare zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student= ”Hum do hamare do” |
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When u count
best friends,
U may not count me…
When U count close friends,
U may not count me
But when U really need a friend
Plz call
unhi ko jinko count kiya tha. |
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Mom: Beta Roti Kha?
Beta: Na
Mom: Khichdi Kha?
Beta: Na
Mom:Noodles Khayega?
Beta: Na,
Mom: bilkul Sarad Pwar Pe Gaya Hai tu, THAPPAD Hi Khayega! |
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4
student bike pe ja re the,
Police Wala-triple Swari pe ban h Phr B Tum 4 baithe ho.
Studnt Pareshan Ho k piche dekhte hue bola kamino 5wa kaha gir gaya.
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Girl-socha tum miss kar rahe hoge to cal karlu.
Boy (shocked) 0r abhi jo 5 min. Pehle 1 ghante baat ki wo kya tha?
Girl-
Oh My God…! phirse tumhe hi lag gya kya?
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Father:Mai
Nhi chahta k Meri Beti Apni Puri zindgi 1 kutte k saath Guzare.
Boyfriend: Bas Uncle, isliye to Mai Use Yaha se le Jane Aaya Hoon…
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Bodygaurd dekhne se hume kya sikh milti hai.?
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.ki apke frnd kitne b close kyo naa ho,
use apne girlfriend/ boyfriend se nahi milwana chahiye!
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