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Boy: I LOV U, Girl: Mai bhi tumse “I LOV U” Kahu to kya karoge? Boy: Khushi se mar jaunga, Girl: Ja Pagle nahi kehti. JEE Le. “Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara...”

Ladke Wale: Ladki Kuch Karti Bhi Hai? ... Ladki Ki Maa: Subah Nashte Me 2 Parathe Dopahar me 3 Roti Raat Me 2 Plate Biryani Kha K Thik 10 Baje... TATTI Karti Hai.

Gabbar: Gande! Samba: Tu ganda!! Gabbar: Gande! Samba: Tu ganda!! . .. . .. Gabbar: Abbe Saale GUN DE GUN!

High class Insult: Teacher- um class mai 30min late aye ho? Studnt- Sir mai apki class ke liye let nai, next class ke liye aaj jaldi aa gaya.

Pappu- Dadi, kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge? Aap Papa Mummy Mai Bahan Dadi- Nhi Beta, Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jayegi to Hum 6 ho Jaynge, Pappu- phir Behan k Shadi ho jayegi to hum 5 ho jaynge Dadi- Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hum phir 6 Ho jaynge Pappu- phir Aap Mar Jaoge to hum phir se 5 ho jaynge Dadi- Chup kar Kuutte Chal So Jaa…

During my school days, my teachers always used to wear ‘sun glasses’ ... Do u know why? ... Because . . . i was such a Bright student Seriously

If u like my sms, it means I’m smart. If u save it, u agree I’m smart. If u forward it, u r spreading that I’m smart & if u delete, u r jealus, bcoz I’m smart.

3 HARD FACTS: we can control our breath bt not death, we can control our life bt not wife, & the best one ... we can control our emotions bt not loose-motions.

Kya fayda 10th, 12th BA, BSC B.Tech, M.Tech, B.Com M.Com MBA, LLB, MBBS, CA Karne ka? Jab ye hi pata na chale k Pani puri aur jalebi ko English me kya kehte hai.

Sir: Kal absent kyu tha Boy: apke kehne par mai Dirty Picture dekhne gya tha Sir: Maine aisa kab kha? Boy: apne to kaha tha? Bachco, ”VIDYA” me man lagao…

Agar Koi Hume Achha Lagta Hai To Acha Wo Nahi AchHe Hum Hai… & Agar Koi Hme Bura Lagta Hai To Jaan Lo Ki Bura Wohi Hai kyu Ki hum To Achhe Hai Na…

*Height Of Coolness* ... Two friends, Finishing the paper, coming out of d exam hall, having a cold drink & talking… 1st- “Dude…Which paper was it..?” . 2nd- “May be Maths.” . 1st- “hmm..That means u read the paper..?” . 2nd- “Nahi yaar, Baju wali item calculator use kar rahi thi.”

“SAVIA” the name of aish’s daughter! In memory of three men she loved…… SA- SALMAN VI-VIVEK A- ABHISEK!!!! That’s call True Love Kya pyar hai.