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Funny PJ SMS, Hindi
PJ, PJ Shayari, PJ Messages, Latest Hindi PJ, Latest PJ Shayari
Collection
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Safety PJ Shayari-
Hamesha hasne walo ko bhi gum ho sakta hai..
wah!...wah!
Kripya dhyan dijiyega,shabd chhote aur baat badi kehne ja raha hoon…
Hamesha hasne walo ko bhi gum ho sakta hai..
Koi bhi laawaris vastu na chhuein,usme BOMB ho sakta hai.
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Arz kiya hai...
Zindgi ne diye hai bade dhokhe
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gaur kare
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Zindgi ne diye hai bade dhokhe
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Chalo koi baat nahi...
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Its ok, Its ok
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Agar pyar sath ho to tanhai
nahi hoti,
Sachhe pyar me kabi bewfai nahi hoti.
Par agar 1 bar pyar ho jaye
To Kitne hi coaching join karlo par Padhai nahi hoti. |
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aaj kal ki ladkiya husn par naaj karti
hai,
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wah wah
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wah wah
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aaj kal ki ladkiya husn par naaj karti hai,
grammer to aata nahi magar english me baat karti hai.!
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Bheja Fry shayari...
Ladka ladki me ho rhi thi kissng
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ladka ladki me ho rhi thi kissng
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abi aap chote ho isliye
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“some txt missing’
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How can you cut a road?
Hint: he he he ha ha ha.....
Nahi samjhe? . . . . . .
Ans: by laughing.!
Remember: haste haste 'cut' jaye raste..! |
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One of The DEADLIEST Pjs-
Students Raat Ko Kyu Padhte He??
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Kyu?
Kyu?
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Kyuki Din Me To Dhup Padhti Hai Na..! |
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Pj of the year:
if u touch 2011 calendar u will get a Shock do u know y
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Bcoz 2011 is d "current" year. |
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This PJ will destroy
your senses :-
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In a bus, conductor asked for tickets,
1st boy-Pass
2nd boy-Pass
3rd boy-Pass
4th boy-
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GOAL |
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2 cockroach gaana gaa
rahe thhe : "aashiq banaaya
aapne"...
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Dono marr gaye ...
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Because gaana "HIT" tha. |
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Rainbow me ek colour
hota hai violet..
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Wah.. Wah...
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Rainbow me ek colour hota hai violet..
Student says- 'plz mam, may i go to toilet' |
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Rajesh khanna..
Beer pine se pehle sab bolte hai, cheers
wah wah
beer pine se pehle sab bolte hai, cheers
arre o pushpa, i hate tears. |
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Bhayankar PJ Shayari...
Arz kiya hai...
Na jaan na pechaan, mai tera mehmaan...
Na jaan na pechaan, mai tera mehmaan...
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and the award goes to... A. R Rahman. |
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Earlier- “NEKI KAR,
DARIYA ME DAAL..”
But Now-
“KUCH BHI KAR, FACEBOOK PAR DAAL...” |
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“OVERDOSE”:
Chala gaya wo din april fool ka
Chala gaya wo din april fool ka
Aaya mausam thande-thande dermi cool ka.
1More:
Hai ye garmi k lu aa rhi hai
Hai ye garmi k lu aa rhi hai
Salim tmhari bato se bagawt ki bu aa rhi hai.
Chalo 1 aur:
Sin theta/cos theta = tan theta
Sin theta/cos theta=tan theta
Tn k shkti mn k shkti Bornvita
Plz-Plz 1 aur..
Chawl k sath khao rajma
Chawl k sath khao rajma
Azma Luk Azma…Azma Luk Azma
1 last bas.
Tri Bindia uda k le gai mri nindia
Tri Bndia uda k le gai mri nindia
Chk D…O Chk d India..
ye pkka last..
SRK ki movi thi Josh
SRK ki movi thi Josh
Kaisa laga ye overdose..? |
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Shayari that would blow
ur senses-
Roses r red,
Facebook is blue
Roses r red
Facebook is blue
44 mutual friends
phir bhi kaun hai be tu... |
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Sindhi’s True Fact
Tadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana hai,
Tadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana hai,
Girlfriend ghar pe akeli hai...
par
Hume Dukan jana hai. |
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KHATARNAK SHAYARI-
Tere Dosti Ne Mujhe Aisa Pyasa Banaya,
Tere Dosti Ne Mujhe Aisa Pyasa Banaya,
Tu Do Minute Ruk, Main Pani Pee K Aaya. |
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Deadliest PJ ever:
Q- Wat wud u call one-fourth of Harbhajan Singh?
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Ans-'Pav Bhajji !" |
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Isse Bada Pj Kaha Milega-
Girl 2 Shopkeeper: Aapke Paas Kaunsa Calculator Hai?
Shopkeeper: Casio..?
Girl: Mai Thik hu, Aap Sunao. |
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