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Premika- Lal Quila red kyon hai?
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Premi- Kyon ki Rajnikanth ne paan kha ke uspe thuka tha.
Aur ab ye mat puchna Taj Mahal white... kyo hai ???
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Rajinikant’s next film heroin is
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born..
Thanks to Aishwariya.
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Thank God, Why This Kolaveri Di song was sung by Dhanush.
if it was sung by his father in law Rajnikanth,
it could have been our national anthem now!. |
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What publicity Shahrukh managed to get for Ra-One in 3 months,
Kolaveri got it in just 5 Day!
after all...who is DHANUSH?
"RAJNIKANTH'S" Son-in-law... |
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Rajnikanth at his very best:
He knows those two persons...
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Who shake hands in nok!a cell phones..!! |
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Unbeatable Love of
Rajnikanth for his GF-
Girlfriend: Mera koi picha krta rehta he
Rajnikanth: ok i’l C it
Nxt day
Girlfriend: Hey where is My Shadow?: |
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The Secret behind
Sachin's Success has finally been Revealed:
The Name of Sachin's Mom is RAJNI Tendulkar
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Do i need 2 say anything else. |
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In 1975, Superman,
Batman & Spiderman were flying via India & they died...
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why???
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Abe Rajnikanth nai, hawa me chalayi gabbar ki 3 goliyo ko yaad
kar. |
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Who was the 1st INDIAN
to use 4G..
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Har bar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar.
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Ans: It's Anil Kapoor.!
aG, oG, lo G, suno G. |
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DHOOM 3-
John, Hrithk and Aamir on BIKE wid speed of 200 km/hr
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Rajnikant overtakes them with Bicycle and says
"Beta Save Fuel...Use cycle": |
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Graham bell invented
telephone & went for tea...
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When he returned . .
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There were
2 missed calls from Rajnikanth. |
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Once a beggar was
singing on a road.
Rajnikant got impressed and give him his Gold ornaments.
Today that beggar is known as
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"Bappi Lehri...": |
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Rajnikanth is
back!
One day Rajnikanth purchased Sketch pens
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Next day
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Guess what happened???
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.Mughal-e-azam was released in colour.. |
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Rajnikanth bought
a new road roller,
Do you know why..?
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To iron his clothes... |
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Onion prices r so high
that...
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even Rajnikant has become jain now.... |
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In 2010, Rajnikanth
released a film named Robot
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The history will repeat,
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In 3010,
Robots will release a film named Rajnikanth. |
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This is how
Rajnikanth can inspire people:
Once Rajnikanth gave kiss 2 his girlfriend in front of a kid
Today that kid is known as.
Imran hashmi. |
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Rajnikant
power.!!!
The box office collection of the movie TEES MAAR KHAN,
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was less then....
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parking collection of ROBOT..!!! |
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