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Teacher:Jo Andar aane k
liye sab se Chota Sentence Bolega Use Gift Milega,
Eng Child: May I Cum In?
Hindi child: Mai Andar aa Sakta Hu?
Chhattisgarhi Child: Aao ka. |
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Arz kiya hai...
Koi wada na kar koi irada na kar,
Khwahisho me khud ko aadha aa ksr,
Wo dega utna hi jitna uska mood hai,
Ravishnkar University se ummid jyada na kar. |
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What is Pt. Ravi Shankar
University ?
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Chhattisgarh ki eklauti cheez jo MUNNI se bhi zyada badnaam hai. |
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Tor har bat me ek class
he,
Tor jaise Dost ke mola barso se talas he,
Kabhu moro number pe sms to kar,
Ek jhan TURI batat rihis he tor sms ghalo jhakas he.. |
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Premika-Tai mola bahut
pyar karthas na. Premi-haw.
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Premika- shahjaha ha mumtaj bar tajmahal banwaye rhis tai mor bar ka
banwabe
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Premi- GARIBI Rekha K card.. |
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DiL ki kitab me gulab
Unka Tha
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Raat Ki Nindo me Khwab Unka Tha
Kitna Pyar krte Ho jab humne Pucha unse
ROGHA TOR MU MA KIRA PARE Ye jawab unka tha. |
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K!ngfisher assistant-
Sir, pichle 15 dino me ek bhi bottle nahi biki..
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Vjay Malya- ravishanker Univercity mein phone lagao, pucho results kab
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Jab time milta hai tab
hum krte hain msg ki barish.
Wah
Jab time milta hai tab hum krte hai msg ki barish
Wah Wah
Me sune hav Aaj tor dai tola abbad maris.. |
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English mother- good
night dear.
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Muslim mother- shabba khair Indian mother-so ja beta, or
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Chhattisgahi. maa-sut na re kukur raat din mobile la kochkat
rithas. |
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Dum tut gya mera, Ab
chita bhi jala dena
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Kafan na mile to, apna aanchal oodha dena..
Koi puche ki rog kya tha to...
Nazre jhuka ke MARAT LE GARMI SAALE HA bta dena. |
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