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Jo
sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko Dil se
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar duunga...
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Company
kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
READ-ONLY hain...
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Roz raat
ko aap mere sapno mein aati ho,
mere pyar ko MOUSE bana k apni ungliyon se nachati ho!
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Tumhare
samne hain itney items
kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
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Tumhaare
liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga
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Ho gayi
galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
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Tumse
mila main kal to, mere Dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
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Ab aur
kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated .gif
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Aysa bhi
nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par Dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
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Nazar
mein to kai hain,
Par Dil me ek wo only hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab 'read only' hain...
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