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Exams ke
4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
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Na waqt
itna k sallybus pura kiya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is parhai ne...
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye .
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Kash koi
“exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
to har exam ke pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote to thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete…
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3 sardar
after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya
hu.
2nd: Mai bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi hum ne cheating ki hai.
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Hum
jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
tO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
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Exam ke raat student
ne toss kiya,
Head aaya to sona hai,
Tail aaya to film dekhna hai,
Khada raha to gaane sununga,
agar hawa me raha to kasam se raat bhar padhai karuga. |
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Exams ka
saya hai, exam ke dino me sukh kisne paya hai?
dunia wale kehte hain ache number lao,
par inhe kaun samjhaye ye to moh maya hai!!
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“Chanda
Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage,
Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage,
Ek pariksha khatam, to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
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Lamha
Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chand lamhon me exam aa jayega…
abhi bhi waqt hai, do line pad lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega??
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Ye exam
k rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se dur,
Sale wahi Question compulsory hote Hai.
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