Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Jokes

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Santa cricket khel kar aaya,
Banta- kitne runs banaye?
Santa- century hone me 100 runs baki the...
mai out ho gaya!.

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Banta to santa: "Mujhe Apni Ring De Do Mai Ring Ko Dekh K Tumhe Yaad Karuga.."
Santa: "Tum ye Soch k Yaad Karna Ki maine Ring Mangi Thi Or Usne Nhi Di."

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Santa said something in Banta's ear & Banta died.

Take a wild guess
what did he say?
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"Dhishkiyaon"

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Santa: mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya.
Banta: phir tumne kya kiya?
Santa: maine usse kaha Google pe search kar Lo.

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Banta: Mujhe Mehanti, Saadgi Se Rehne Wali, aagyakari aur Ghar Sanwar Kar Rakhne Wali Ladki Chahiye.
Banta: Mere Ghar Aake Meri Naukrani Ko Le Jana.

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Santa- Yaar mere Baal bahot Gir Rahe hain.
Banta- par kaise ?
Santa- Tension Se.
Banta- kis baat ki Tension?
Santa- Baal girne ki.

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Santa ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha- aapne pehchana mujh ko?
Ladki- nahi..!!
Santa- mai wahi hu jisko aapne parso bhi nhi pehchana tha...!!

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Santa- Inse Milo Ye Meri Patni SANN0 !
Banta- Ha Janta Hoon, Kisi Jamane Me Hum Ek Saath Soya Karte The..!
Santa- Kya.?
Banta- Haa..!
Hindi Ki Class me.

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Teacher: Translate Bazaar me goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market

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Santa Bill gates se- tum pagal ho
Bill- why?
Santa- Tumhara surname GATES hai aur business tum WINDOWS ka karte ho.

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