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Santa ne ZOO me sher ka
pinjra khula chood diya Officer Tumne Sher ka pinjra Lock Nhi kiya Santa
Sir itne khufnak janwar ko kaun Chori karega. |
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Santa ko raat me
cigarette peene ka man kiya. sab taraf machis dhoonda, par kahi nhi mila... . .. aakhir me nirash hoke candle bujha k so gaya.
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Boss asked Santa to
bring 2 corner tickets for a movie to go with his Girlfriend. Santa Brought 2 corner tickets.. . ... . A-1———-A-40
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Request From Santa- Iss
Msg Ko Itna Faila Do Ki Ghoom Ke Mere Ghar Walo Tak Pahunch Jaye Mai Toilet Me Hu, Motor Chala Do Paani Nahi Aa Raha Hai.
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Santa’s 4th law of
motion (Newton died by hearing this law) . ... . “If u run around a tree, At a speed of 100km/sec, U can see ur own back.
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Santa ka jab antim samay
aaya or aakhiri waqt uske beto ne pocha:aap bataye k aapko hum jalaye ya
dafnaye? Santa: mujhse mat pucho surprise dena.. |
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In an African Safari, A
LION suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA- Yes...Yes. I’m changing the battery of my camera.
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SANTA- yaar bahut raat
ho gayi hai yahi ruk ja Subah chale jana, BANTA- Teek hai, phir me ghar se night Dress le kar aata hu SANTA: Jaldi aana. |
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Santa ki modern wife ne
use office jate waqt kaha “See you in the evening” Santa gusse mei: “Mai bhi tujhe dekh lunga saali..dhamki kisko deti hai”
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Pati: Tumse shadi kar
mujhe ko 1 faida jarur hua hai.. . .. Patni: kya dear ?? . .. Pati: Ab Mere gunaho ki sazaa mujhe isi janam me mil gayi.
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