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Santa Train Driver Bana. Pehli Hi Baar Train 12 Ghante LateHo Gyi. Wo Har Fatak Pe Train Rok Kr Puchta: Delhi KE LIYE YHI LINE JATI HAI NA?

Santa calls From Delhi 2 his Wife in to mumbai, Servant picked phone. Santa- Memsab se baat karvao! Srvt-Wo to Sahab k saath kamre me so rahi hai. Santa- Par sahab to mai hu? Srvnt- Ab mai kya karu? Snta- Maar do dono ko? Aftr killing, Srvnt- Lashon ka kya karun? Snta-Ghar k peechhe swimming pool me fenk k bhag jao. Srvnt-Par humare ghar me to swimming pool hai hi nahi. Santa: Is it 2254606? Srvnt: Nahi.! Santa: oh sorry Wrong no..

Santa Ne Apna Driving License Mitti Me Gaad Diya. Banta- Tumne Aisa Kyo Kiya?? Santa- Wo Expire Ho Gaya Tha...

Ek chidiya ne SANTA k sir pe beat kr di. SANTA rumaal se saaf krte hue Bhagwan se bola:13 lakh lakh shukr hai tune, ? ? GAAY-BHAISO ko UDNA nhi Sikhaya...

Wife: aapki pehli wife kaise mari? Santa: zeher khaane se.. wife: aur doosri? Santa: use goli marni padi wife: kyo? Santa: kyoki wo zeher nahi kha rahi thi..;

Santa: Shirt silwane ke liye 1 accha kapda dikhana. Salesman: Plain main dikhau? Sardar: nahi helicoptar me dikha saale, bandar ki aulad, yahi pe dikha.

Police- jis car ne tume thoka, us ka color & No. yad hai, Santa- wo to nahi lekn chalane wali madam k shirt k 2 button khule the, Bra black color ki thi.

Sir: Define Newton’s law? Santa: sir mujhe pura nhi ataa sirf last ka thoda ata, Sir: ok jitna aata utna hi bolo, Santa:”and this is called Newton’s law.

Santa make a call to airport, Asked- "How long is d journey from Punjab to America?" Receptionist:- 1 second sir. Santa Disconnects and Says- Saali Pee K baithi Hai.!

Santa ladki dekhne gaya. Ladki ke baap ne puchha: Beta, Sharab pite ho? Santa: Sharab kabhi baad me piyunga, abhi to sirf chai chalegi.

Nurse to Santa with a bleeding head: your name??? Santa: Santa singh, Nurse: age? Santa: 25 years, Nurse: Married? Santa: No no, Car Accident!!!

1 Buddha Santa ko Roz KAJU BADAM Khane Ko Deta Tha, Santa: Aap Mujhe Roz Kaju Badam kyu Khilate ho, Buddha: Dant To Rahe Nahi Chuskar Fekna Thik Nai Lagta.

Santa: MBA ka full form kya hai.? Banta: tu ek dum ullu hai, dekhta nahi charo taraf MBA ki dhoom machi hai...!!! MBA bole to-"MAI BHI ANNA"

Interviewer: What will u do in 2012 if Tsunami approaches u. Will u panic or run ? ... Santa: No. I'll just stand & say Nirma. Washing Powder Nirma.

GF demanded for Ice Cream.. Santa purchased it.. ... GF: Thank U ... Santa- only thank u ... GF: u want kiss na?? ... Santa: chup kr hawas ki bhuki, aadhi Ice cream de.

Santa- aaj mere pas paisa hai, business hai, bangla hai, tere paas kya hai? Banta- mere paas bhi paisa hai,busines hai bangla hai. Santa- haramkhor phir hamari maa kiske pass hai???

Sir: muhavre ka istemal karo.. 'Muh me pani aana' Santa: jaise hi maine nal ko Muh laga k nal chalu kiya, mere muh me pani aa gaya...!!!