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1st
Sardar: 0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kiya Jaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki So Hi Jaye.
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galti se sardar ji ladies toilet me ghus gaya saare mahilaon unko dekh k
khadi ho gayi aur chillane lagi.
Sardar: izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai. BAITHO... BAITHO..!!
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1 Ship me 300 Sardar ja rahe the, bina Ship doobe
sabhi doob gaye
Kaise
?
?
Ship band ho gaya
aur
sare Sardar dhakka dene k liye utar gaye
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Bus chali...... Jhatka laga, 1 sardar 1 ladki pe ja gira,
Ladki boli: badtameej kya kar rahe ho.
Sardar bola: Ji punjab UNIVERSITY se B.Com. Kar raha hu..
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Sardar
was kissing a girl. Ek aadmi dekh raha tha.
Sardar:- Kya dekh raha hain?
Aadmi:- Mera number kab aayega?
Sardar:- Is ladki ke baad.
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Sardar- Dr.main Khudko Bhagwan samjhne Laga Hu
Dr: Ye Problem kab Se Hai?
Sardar: Jabse Maine ye Duniya Banai hai.
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Ek sardar blue film dekh raha tha?
achanak apni biwi ko usme dekh kar chouka aur gussaya, phir baad me hans
kar bola- ye to film hai, koi real life thodi hai?"
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aaj ki taza khabar:
Sardar ne apni sagai tod di. Kyunki ladki kunwari thi,
Sardar ne socha- jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui, wo meri kya hogi.
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Sardar- Bachpan me Maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta.
Judge- Kya kehti thi maa?
Sardar- Kaha na, kabhi baat suni hi nahi..
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Sardar got a job in AIRTEL
customer: Hello my AIRTEL sim locked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tention remove AIRTEL sim put BSNL,
thank u for calling.
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