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Rail k patri par mat
hagaa karo,
Train aayegi to Ga#d kat jaayega,
Abhi to haath se Ga#d dhote ho,
baad me Ga#d se haath dho
baithoge !!!!!!!!!!
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Santa was sukin girlfriend's breasts.
Gal got excited n said: Tussi hor kuch chahney ho?
Santa: Doodh naal biscuit milange?
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Ek pathan ki shaadi k 3 din baad uski patni boli, "Maine apse shaadi is
liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ki mujhe poty khul kar
aaye".
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Suhagrat k time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde k
peeche chup jati hai.
Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai.
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3 Fact of Life -1.Garib aur boobs hamesha dabte hai.
2.Musibat aur Lu#d kabhi bhi khada ho sakta hai.
3.Kismat aur bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
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Boy to gal: Agar mai tumhe Kiss karun to tum kyaa sochogi?
gal: I think Ek bevkuf jo pura USA ghum sakta tha Airport se hi vapas
gaya.
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Kehte hai: "aurat k haath me barkat hoti hai!"
bilkul sahi hai, 3 inch ki cheez haath me do to, 9 inch ki kar deti hai
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In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet. She said to Santa: Susu karne
ki jagah dikhaao.
Santa: U naughty girl, pehle tum dikhaao.
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Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boobs dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: f~ck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don't say loose motions hai.
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Santa
running after a bus n, catches it n asks the Driver: Ye bus teri Ma
lagti hai?
Nahin.
To kya Behan lagti hai?
Nahin.
To phir chadne kyun nahin deta?
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