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Santa: Murge kaise diye?
Vendor: Rs 50, Rs 40 n Rs 10
Santa: Rs 10, itna sasta kyon?
Sir ise AIDS hai.
Santa: De do mujhe khana hai ga#d thodi marni hai!
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Rail k patri par mat hagaa karo,
Train aayegi to Ga#d kat jaayega,
Abhi to haath se
Ga#d dhote ho,
baad me Ga#d se haath dho
baithoge !!!!!!!!!!
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Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne usko 3-4 thappad lagaye.
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha
KITNE AADMI THE.....!
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A man phoned & asked: Hello, is it 221714?
Jeeto: Hindi me bolo.
Man:Do-Do-Ek-Sat Ch0da?
Jeeto: Nahi Sir, Teen-Teen-Ek-Sat Ch0da, 331714.
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Agar Reliance condom banayega to slogan kya hoga ? Karlo ch~dai chutki
mein . Mere papa ka sapna, sabki ch~t mein apna
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What is the best family planning slogan on a municipal bus?
A: Kripaya aage se nahin peeche se chadhiye.
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wat is the most sensitive part of the body during masturbation?
Ans:ur ears-listening 4 footsteps
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NEWS FLASH: Our Cricket Team has a new Sponsor - "Stay Free Napkins".
"Kyoki abhi team Bad Period se gujar rahi hai....."
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Namaskar aaj ka taapmaan 44 degree hone ki sambhavana hai. Kripaya apni
girlfriend ki bra me baraf daal k rakhe varna doodh fatney ka khatra
hai.
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SX life of a couple according to ages:--
18+ DINRAAT
28+ ROZRAAT
38+ JUMERAAT
48+ CHANDRAAT
58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.
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