**♥**
Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se puchha.. "tum me aur mujh me kya fark
hai?"
Insaan bola: "Tum daal par uchhalte ho.. hum daal kar uchhalte hain"
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I'm organising group sx at my home. Will u join?
Santa: Yes, yes. How many people r there?
Banta: Just three. Me, u n ur wife.
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Which woman has the biggest vagina in the world?
Sunni Deol’s mother, b’coz Sunni himself said: “MAI NIKLA GADDI LEKE”
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A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher: "kya chote bachchon k bhi
bachche hote
hain"?
Teacher: "nahin kabhi nahin "
Boy said to girl: "dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi".
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Man to Lady in bus
Man : Santre sambhaliye ma'm, They disturb me.
Angrily she replies: Tumko kya? santre To mere hai.
Man: Haan par juice to mera nikal raha hai na.
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Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi,
Ladke wale:" Ladka clerk hai, 4000 pagaar hai- uuper se 15000 kamata
hai."
Ladki wale :"Ladki nurse hai, 2500 pagaar hai aur 50000 niche se kamati
hai."
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The wife was crying in pain as Banta was tryin to f~ck her in the ass.
Banta says: Zyada rone ki zaroorat nahin, mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota
hai
**♥**
Santa ko susu karta dekh ladki rasta badal kar jaane lagi to Santa bola:
O madam, ghabrao mat, tum jisse dar rahi ho usko maine pakad kar rakha
hai...!
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How does a vagina luk before sex?
Like a pink rose with soft petals and great aroma.
And after SX?
Have u ever seen Santa's face after he drinks lassi?
**♥**
Preeto: Suno ji, aaj phir billi dudh pi gayee.
Santa: Main tainu kinni vaari keha hai ki apne blouse de button band kar
k soya kar.
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