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Har ek sukhi aaurat ko apne jeevan me pati se kya chahiye. . . ???
Jinda rahne tak uska khada Lu#d aur marne k baad uska provident fund. |
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A sardar having SX with his wife when his condom went in. wife asked: Ab
kya hoga?
Sardar: kuchh nahi, bachcha pagdi k saath aaega.
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what is tragidy of film Sholay??
ek to Thakur ki Biwi mar gai thi aur uper se Gabber ne us ke dono hath
kaat diye the
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Thought of the day:- School ki ghanti ya ladki, dono mein se kisi ko bhi
bajayoge, to ander se bachche hi niklenge.
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Sardar Ji suhagrat kaisi rahi,
oy kya batau yaar 7 baar miss call ho gaya aur 8 v baar Account me
balance hi na tha
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Agar aap Free mein Ghar, Free mein Massage aur Free mein Khanapina
chahte hai to turant 1OO par Dial kare aur Jor se kahe "M*d*rch#d"
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1986 ki girl; Mom jeans pehen lu Mom: Na betii log kya kahenge.
2006 ki girl: Mom mini skirt pehen lu
Mom; pehen beti kuch to pehen.
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How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner?
Darling, I've 2 Shake Hands with a Close friend of Mine Whom I'm Going 2
introduce 2 u Later
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Husband: Good Night.
Wife: ye kaisi Good Night, band karo Light, L~nd karo Tight, Ch~t se
karo Fight, jab nikal jaye white tab hogi Good Night.
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Hamari Dosti koi sardi bhukhar nahi jo aakar 2-4 dino mein chali jaye,
ye to HIV Aids ki tarah hai jo ek baar ho jaye to maut k sath hi jaye.
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