SUPER DUPER GAALI BY 1 GIRL TO ANOTHER GIRL:
Shut up u bitch,
your Vag!na has been used more than Google….!!!:-)

Now Sunny leon is going to act in jism 2,name of d song would be like this….
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awaraPORN,
BanjaraPORN…

If you want to sexually satisfy to woman,
then change position daily..
And
If you want to satisfy yourself,
then change woman daily…

Ek girl had bunked the lecture and moving aroung in college.
Ek professor asked her: Ye kya? Period ke samay ghumna?
Girl: Yahi soch to badalni hai.

Bhakt: Baba ch~t aur ch~tiye me kya antar hai?
Baba: Beta jo admi ko pagal kar de use ch~t kahte hai aur jo ch~t ke piche pagal ho jaye use ch~tiya kahte hai.

Teacher- what is bikini?
Boy- Bikini is the only dress, in which whole body of a girl is exposed,
phir bhi sali nazre sirf covered area pe hi jati hai…

GIRLS put makeup..
lots of creams,
perfumes
& they make the best hairstyle EVER..
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Finally Guys luk at dem n say:
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B#ENC#OD GAA#D Dekh La~di ki..

Shadi me photografer banne ka kuch aur hi maza hai..
Ladkiya
-meri lona..
-Meri akeli ki lo.
-ye meri frnd hai hum dono ki sath me lo.
-Khade khade lena...

Pen!s & Zuban me samanta:
dono me haddi nhi hai,
dono pe kabu rahna mushkil,
dono se pichkari maar sakte hai,
dono ko tarah tarah k item chakhne ka shauk hai.

Saali- Jiju mujhe Cho%o na,
Jiju- nhi, tum bahut Moti ho,
Saali- Abe,ga#du madarc#od, kabhi suna nahi kya, Chikan ka maza Boti me, aur
C#oot ka maza Moti me.

Life me kitni bhi badi problem aaye.
Bus ek baar apne GAA#D pe haath rakhna aur kahna ALL IZZ WELL.
Kyunki problem me sabse pehli aadmi ki GAA#D hi fatati hai.

SXTEL NETWORK…
aap jis c#oot se sampark karna chahte hai wo is wakt apka lu#d nhi le skti.
iss root ki sabhi ra#diya vyast hai, kripya muth markar santosh kre.

Gf \: Pike gadi mat chalao boht acdnt ho rhe hai…
Bf-thnx baby, Ur so caring
Friend: Pike gadi mat chala boht acdnt ho rhe hai…
Boy: Baap ko c#odna mat sikha Lau%e…..