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madam ke
sine pe gulab ka phool tha, she
asks- bacho gulab ko poshan kaha se milata hai ?
student- doodh se
madam- doodh se nahi pani se
student- hame kya pata dali itni lambi hoti hai.
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Dogs
were doing sx
Boy- papa ye kya hai?
Papa- ek kutta dusre ka sahara le k chal raha hai
Boy- ajib kalyug hai..jisko sahara do wahi Ga#d marta hai.
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In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet. She said to Santa: Susu karne
ki jagah dikhaao.
Santa: U naughty girl, pehle tum dikhaao.
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Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant
pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
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A Sardar was urinating beside a car. A Foreigner said to him "
AAP K YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"
He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"
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Dad gajab ho gaya, bhai darwaja nahi! khol raha.
Dad: kal to uski suhagraat thi.
Son: Kal raat ko bhai ne cold cream mangi thi maine FEVICOL de diya bhul
se.
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Teacher: kya cheez muh mein nahin leni chahiye.
Student: jalta hua bulb,
Teacher: why?
Student: kal raat ko mummy papa se keh rahi thi "bulb bujha
do to muh me loongi"
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Madam-
beta agar mai sakht hun to bahut sakht hun aur agar naram hun to bahut
naram
Bachcha- arey madam aap to bilkul meri 'LULLU' ki tarah ho.
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Ek Bar ek shaitan uperwale se bola mujhe sab se khubsurat bana taki mai
sunder ladkiyon ka khoon pee saku, uperwala haskar bola ja tujhe ''WHISPAR"
bana diya.
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70 yr old man: Doc meri age mein SX style kya hona chahiye?
Doc: Doggy style.
Man: Aapka matlab peeche se…?
Doc: Nahin, sirf suungh aur chaat k.
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