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Lady: Doctor bachcha wahin se nikalta hai na jahan Lu#d daalte hai?
Doctor: Yes.
Lady: Iska matlab mera bachcha mere muh se niklega !! |
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Beti- Maa baju wale ko dekhate hi mera bra tite ho jata hai.
Maa- Beti bra mat pahna kar fir dekh uska Underwear Tite ho jayega.
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Sardar ko chirag mila, ragda to jinn nikla.- Kya hukum hai mere aaka?
Sardar: mera Lu#d road touch kare aisa kuchh kardo. - Jinn ne sardar ki
dono tange kat di. |
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Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady: Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
Santa: Itni bheed me is se achha nahi ho sakta.
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Which woman has the biggest vagina in the world?
Sunni Deol’s mother, b’coz Sunni himself said: “MAI NIKLA GADDI LEKE”
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Harbhajan to his wife: Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ?
Wife: Kardina sardar wali baat. Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?
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Ek lady k 6 judwa bachche hue, to wo gusse se apne Husband k paas aati
hai, aur use zor se ek thappad mar k kehti hai.....
"Mai tumko kahti thi naa Doggy Style me mat kiya karo.....!!"
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Pappu sees his parents having SX.
Pappu: Papa, kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Petrol bhar raha hoon.
Pappu: Avg check karaao, abhi to Banta uncle dal kar gaye hain.
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The wife was crying in pain as Banta was trying to f~ck her in the ass.
Banta says: Zyada rone ki zaroorat nahin, mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota
hai.
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Santa ko susu karta dekh ladki rasta badal kar jaane lagi to Santa bola:
O madam, ghabrao mat, tum jisse dar rahi ho usko maine pakad kar rakha
hai...!
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