Sexy Jokes, Hindi Sexy
Jokes Collection
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Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for
identification parade. When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout
together: Yahi thee, Yahi thee"
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Jeeto: Oh zara dheere karo, kyon Shatabdi chala rahe ho, Maalgadi
chalaao.
Itne mein Pappu bed se gira aur bola jo marzi chalaao par sawaari ko to
mat giraao
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Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.
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Santa travelling in Virgin Atlantic asked 4 milk. Air hostess put her
nipple in his mouth.
Santa: Achha hua paani nahi manga.
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Rocket & Plane
Plane says: "yaar Rocket tum itni tez raftaar se kaise udh jate ho?"
Rocket: "yeh to wohi jaane jis k ga#d main AAG lagi ho...."
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Doctor: Aapke ghutne me moch kaise aai,
Lady: I was f~cked in doggy style. Doctor: Don't u know any other
styles?
Lady: I know, but my dog doesn't….!!!
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Wife:"Dr. mere pati k Lu#d pe madhumukkhi ne kata hai"
Dr.: "oh!, suujh gaya, Dard bhi hai kaya?"
Wife:" Ji han, lekin sirf dard ki Dawa do, suujan rahne do. !
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Ek Kauwa(crow) Sardar k upar Shit(tatti) kar deta hai to Sardarni tissue
paper lakar deti hai,
Sardar kehta hai : "Ab kiski ga#d ponchhu? Kauwa to udd gaya.....!"
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Sardar G to his friend: "yaar badi mushkil mein hoon, meri BV mujhse ek
kiss ka 100 Rs. leti hai"
Friend: "Achcha, yaar tu to bada hi Lucky hai, dusron se to wo 500 Rs.
leti hai".
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Nan: Dr. mere urine report me kya hai.
Dr.: u r Pregnant.
Nan: o my god ! ab to Candle ka bhi bharosa nahi !!!!!
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