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Lady: Bus mein cigarette pina mana hai, board nahi pada kya?
Man: sali uske baju ka board pad lika hai " CONDOM ISTEMAL KARIYE" to
kya Bus mein karu.
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Swami: hamesha apne se bade ko Maa, chhoti ko Beti aur barabar wali ko
Bahan mano.
Sardar: BaBa aisa karo ye Lu#d aap rakh lo, JadiButi kutne ke kaam
aayega.
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College me ek ladki k jeans ki zip khuli thi, toh ek ladka jaakar bola,
"miss, apke tajmahal ka darwaza band kijiye,
Yahan hamare qutub-minar hil rahe hai".
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man throws wife's bra out of the window at it falls on a mango seller..
he says: saale ne aam choos lia, aur chhilka mere uper phek diye.
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Saddam aur tum me kya similarity hai...??
wo logo ko marwata tha aur tum logo se marwate ho..!!!
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Boy: wah kya sandel hai tumara.
Girl: utaru kya.
Boy: is se to acchi teri skirt hai...
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Ek baar ek kabutar ne Sardar pe bit kar di..
Sardar-'m*d*rch#d teri maa ne chaddi pehnna nahi sikhaya kya?
Kabutar-'bhench#d to tu kya chaddi me karta hai.'
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Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr.
told santa, "you are pregnant". Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle
hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".
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Teacher- teri shikayat aayi k tu gaali bakta hai.
Student- sir, maine to kabhi kisi behnch~d ko gali nahi di pata nahi kis
m#d#rch~d ne aapki Ga#d me ungli ki hai.
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Shahjada salim: "humare amma abba humse itna Pyar karte the ki humare
sone tak humare pass baithe rahte aur hum phir bhi na sote"
Wazir: "isliye to janab aap eklaute rah gaye"
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