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Ek lady road par khule Blouse
me ja rahi thi
Police- Ye kya hai?
Lady: o-rabba! Munna to Bus me hi reh gaya!
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Divorce k baad.
husband- ”bachha mera hai”!
wife- ”are benc#od! bartan mera,dudh mera, thoda sa nimbu kya nichod
diya,pura paneer tera…!! |
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In Bus…
Girl- I m pregnant
Plz Give Me Seat?
Dene Ke Bad
Boy- Dekhne Me To Pregnant Nhi Lagti
Girl-Lagungi Kaise?
1 Ghante Pehle To Ch~Di Hu… |
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Young girl: dadi, Apke zamane me 10-10
bacche kyo hote the???
Old lady:
Beti… Humare time..
Ye Munh me Lene wala system nahi tha na… |
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Teacher: Ind!ra aur Son!ya Me Kya
Samanta Hai?
Santa Bahut Soch K Bola: Mam,
Dono K Nipples Raj!v Ne Hi Choose The… |
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Guest- beta naam kya hai apka ?
Boy- mintu !
Guest- ye toh ghar ka hai.. Wo batao jo school mein bulate hai tumhe ???
Boy- o mintu bahan k la~de… |
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BOY: darling Tumhara Naam Hath Pe Likhu
Ya Dil Pe???
GIRL: Idhar Udhar Kahan Likhte Ho,,,
Agr Sacha Pyar Karte Ho To Sidhe Apni “LU#D” Pe Likho… |
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GIRL: tum ladke log gale me tabeez aur
pars me condom kyu rakhte ho?
BOY: Is Paapi Duniya me BHOOT or C#OOT Ka Koi Bharosa Nahi Kab Kaha Mil
Jaye... |
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1 old aadmi apni nayi wife ko suhag
raat me 5 ungliyan dikhata hai.
wife: accha 5 baar karoge.?
husband: nahi pagal,
kaun si ungli se karu? bata de.? |
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Boy: Dada ji aap itni Thand me balcony
me bina pant kyu baithe ho?
Dada: Kal bina shirt baitha to meri gardan akad gai, ab ye teri Daadi ka
idea hai. |
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