Akbar Birbal ki Hot Kahani

Akbar aur Dancer

Ek baar, Akbar ke darbar mein ek ra#di ne mujra kiya. Woh badi hi Sexy dancer thi.
Itni zor se naachi ki sab k Lu#d tite ho gaye. Akbar bahut khush ho gaya. Usne ra#di ko kaha, "Jamnabai, bol tujhe kya inaam chahiye meri jaan? Sona-chandi, heere-moti, jaageer.. .. kya chahiye, bol.
Agar teri kisi se dushmani ho to bhi bataa de........ uski Ga#d katwa di jayegi."

Ra#di bahut khush hui muh maange inaam ki baat sunkar.
Par woh bahut hi Ga#du kism ki aurat thi(ch@du type).
Uske ga#du dimaag mein to kuch aur hi tha.

Woh Akbar se boli, "Jahanpanah, jaan ki salaamati mile to kuch arz karoon". Akbar waise hi uske naach pe bahut fida tha.
Woh bola, "Jo marzi maang, Jamna jaan."

Ra#di boli, "Jahanpanah, mujhe aapki raajgaddi pe Tatti karni hai."
Ek baar to Akbar ko samajh hi nahin aaya ki kya ye ra#di BAWLI GA#D to nahin ho gayi?

Lekin woh manaa bhi nahin kar sakta tha..... promise jo kar diya tha. Usne ra#di ko kuch aur maangne k liye kaha, par ra#di bhi bahut chaaloo cheej thi. woh nahin maani.
Akbar bhi bechara kya karta, usne 15 din baad ki Date dedi. Usne socha ki baad mein ra#di pe pressure dalwa k cancel karwa dega,
par wo ra#di mani hi nahii.

Jab Tatti-Day nazdeek aa gaya, Akbar ki ga#d bahut zyaada phat gayi....
usne us waqt Birbal ko yaad kiya. Usne Birbal se kaha ki, ab mughal sultanat ki izzat usi ke haath mein hai.
Birbal ne bhi Akbar ko promise kar diya ki chaahe use ga#d hi marwani kyu na pade, woh mughal sultanat ki izzat pe aanch nahin aane dega.

Akbar bhi nishchint ho gaya. Finally Tatti-Day aa gaya. Akbar to raat bhar so bhi nahin saka.
Akbar ki khud ki tatti band ho gayi. Subah -subah ra#di ne darbaar mein grand entrance maara.
Kehne lagi, "Jahanpanah, main teen din se nahin hagi hoon... jaldi se raajgaddi pe hagne ka intezam kijiye."

Akbar ne phatti ga#d k saath Birbal ki taraf dekha. Birbal to ga#d pakad k hansi hans raha tha.

Birbal apni seat se khada hua aur bola, "Jamnabai, tumne Tatti karne ki Demand ki thi.... so karo. Lekin agar ek boond bhi moot nikal aaya to yeh talwaar ch~~t mein ghusa ke ga#d se nikaal doonga....."

Ra#di ko samajh me aa gaya ki is baar uska paala kisi andu pandu se nahin, Birbal se pada hai. Woh chupchaap uthi aur chaddi pehan k ghar chali gayi.

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